We Hate Longboarders- Thanks Utah CountyFiled Under: Life, Rant
Utah County has just banned longboarding on county run trails. That sounds fair- and while we are making new regulations lets ban Protestants from public parks.
Oh, Johny you know how to say it best.
This reminds me of the good-ol’-days when they banned snowboarding from some ski resorts.
Psssssttttt, Utah officals- A great way to make something that is already taking off get bigger is make it defiant too.
BTW- What about skateboarding??
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- skivy
- 6 Aug 2007 9:15 PM
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August 7th, 2007 at 2:50 am
Super gay. Super super duper gay. Fabulous gay.
I wrote utah county commission and told them they were all a bunch of dumbasses. I doesn’t really matter for me, I don’t think I’m staying in Utah for much longer anyway.
p.s. Watch for a link from provopulse
August 7th, 2007 at 11:00 am
Local highschools have started banning boys wearing girls pants. What are the emo longboarders going to do!?!?
But seriously though, if provo had it’s way they would probably ban people using sissors and crossing streets cause sometimes people get hurt.
August 10th, 2007 at 12:19 am
I don’t know if the guy who said, “we hate longboarders, thanks utah county” were serious. If so, I hope you die a slow painful death and are cordially escorted to your bunked corner of hell by satan himself.
Until next time,
KEEP LONGBOARDING!
February 5th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
This is exactly why this place is 20 years behind. I dont plan on staying in backwards Utah much longer myself.
Well I dont know why Provo thinks it’s not healthy and safe, this UThealth.com site I found thinks it is.
http://www.citihealth.com/video.php?city=ut&vi=354&hc=0&pr=0
September 25th, 2008 at 8:17 am
myspace.com/clansmen
October 12th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
longboarding is the best thing that happened to this world, screw you
October 12th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
Really Joe?… Did you even read the post? I think it was winners like you that influenced this decision.
November 20th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
I wish that the city just wouldnt make so many laws but if you think about it older people walk and vote and younger people longboard and dont vote