We Hate Longboarders- Thanks Utah CountyFiled Under: Life, Rant
Utah County has just banned longboarding on county run trails. That sounds fair- and while we are making new regulations lets ban Protestants from public parks.
Oh, Johny you know how to say it best.
This reminds me of the good-ol’-days when they banned snowboarding from some ski resorts.
Psssssttttt, Utah officals- A great way to make something that is already taking off get bigger is make it defiant too.
BTW- What about skateboarding??
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- skivy
- 6 Aug 2007 9:15 PM
- Comments (18)
August 7th, 2007 at 2:50 am
Super gay. Super super duper gay. Fabulous gay.
I wrote utah county commission and told them they were all a bunch of dumbasses. I doesn’t really matter for me, I don’t think I’m staying in Utah for much longer anyway.
p.s. Watch for a link from provopulse
August 7th, 2007 at 11:00 am
Local highschools have started banning boys wearing girls pants. What are the emo longboarders going to do!?!?
But seriously though, if provo had it’s way they would probably ban people using sissors and crossing streets cause sometimes people get hurt.
August 10th, 2007 at 12:19 am
I don’t know if the guy who said, “we hate longboarders, thanks utah county” were serious. If so, I hope you die a slow painful death and are cordially escorted to your bunked corner of hell by satan himself.
Until next time,
KEEP LONGBOARDING!
February 5th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
This is exactly why this place is 20 years behind. I dont plan on staying in backwards Utah much longer myself.
Well I dont know why Provo thinks it’s not healthy and safe, this UThealth.com site I found thinks it is.
http://www.citihealth.com/video.php?city=ut&vi=354&hc=0&pr=0
September 25th, 2008 at 8:17 am
myspace.com/clansmen
October 12th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
longboarding is the best thing that happened to this world, screw you
October 12th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
Really Joe?… Did you even read the post? I think it was winners like you that influenced this decision.
November 20th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
I wish that the city just wouldnt make so many laws but if you think about it older people walk and vote and younger people longboard and dont vote
April 3rd, 2009 at 2:23 pm
screw you all, longboarding is for real men
May 1st, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Ya that is the biggest bull, were as dangerous as any skateboarder, rollerblader, biker, etc. I was on the trail boarding, and i saw This Rollerblader come flying past everyone and nail a whole group of people… So what do you think about that!! I hear of less longboard accidents up there then bicycle accidents and Rollerbladers. Gosh by the way dont dissobey unless you go the cash. Its 500$ fine if you get caught and they say if you do it again theyll raise it up to a 1000$ fine. Sucks balls its does..
May 7th, 2009 at 10:19 am
First of all: you all need to learn how to properly use English. If you are going to comment, use the fantastic tool God gave us: spellchecker.
Second: I do agree with most of you. Longboarding should not be banned. Everybody looks at longboarders and skateboarders and simply assumes that we are all a bunch of no good punks. I am sick of this prejudice against us! Power to the board!!!
May 7th, 2009 at 10:22 am
Hey you dumbasses!!! Quit your bitching and read this:
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4188/is_20070815/ai_n19469980
May 7th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Wow, I posted this in ‘07 and I still get comments on it. The best part is that people can’t read dates. I guess I should run an update on the post. HA!~
May 24th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
yea i get the same thing here i got a 125$ ticket for longboarding in a public park that had no sign saying no skating bunch of BS if you ask me longboarding is no different then a bike longboarding is how i get around now WTF am i supposed to do??
June 4th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
So basically where are other good places in utah county to longboard and I vote we get a huge rally of hundreds of boarders and ride the trails any way and just totally hog it up or go totally block off a whole street and ride it and just not let cars in or out and tell them that were sorry but we don’t have any where else to ride we keep gettin kicked out? but it has to be a main high traffic road.
November 8th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
I’m new in Utah where are some good places to ride
November 8th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
God of the Board posted a link that was talking about a trail that the ban is soon to be uplifted. where is that?
November 8th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
This I think is perfect